Unlike my counterpart, I was on the ball for most of our most recent podcast (FYI: Tampa Bay is AT Atlanta and Warrick Dunn is really excited to go to CokeWorld). And even still, unlike my counterpart who is killing people who are not dead, Sean LeVert is dead. I can't imagine why. He was a gigantic chocolate ball of perfect health, who just happened to sweat ranch dressing and his s-curl was actually gravy. When will you finally have your fill, God?