Hawaii quarterback Tyler Graunke is questionable for Saturday's game against San Jose St. due to a sore right hand. Also, I'm pretty sure "Graunke" was a character on The Herculoids.
USC is at Oregon State tonight. There's been a lot of talk about how the Trojans get fired up for big games but can lose focus for smaller games. I have a feeling a lot of that talk is aimed at getting people to watch in case there's an upset. Boy, will they be disappointed when USC wins by 48 points.
Missouri and Ohio are awful at professional football. You know what? Let's just strike that "at professional football" part.
15-year Patriot receiver (and sometime defensive back) Troy Brown retired. Brown seems like a stand up guy, so I won't make a crack at his expense. Instead: boners.
Neither Donovan McNabb nor Brian Westbrook practiced. They've missed two consecutive practices. What a couple of babies.