This Onion Sports article is probably depressingly close to real life for most Seahawks fans.
All these injuries, though, are probably just karma for subjecting us to years of shitty play off games. Not to mention keeping Joey Porter caliber dickweed Jerramy Stevens on their roster for five years.
So watch out in a couple years, Rochester, 'cause the Buccaneers harboring Stevens now is setting them up for a fall....
(Tip of the cap to Sarah B. Andrews for the Onion link.)