Wednesday, September 30, 2009

WednesDay in Football

New Mexico's going all Columbo on coach Mike Locksley after he punched an assistant in the grill. First Tom Cable, now Mike Locksley, next Rex Ryan (you know it's coming), Aught Nine is shaping up to be the Year of the Punchin' Football Coach.

Urban Meyer said Tim Tebow is looking "terrific." The comment, surprisingly, had nothing to do with Tebow's readiness after his concussion. He was just wearing a nice new blouse.

Brand new Yankee stadium is going to host a brand new bowl game in 2010. First, people are rightly saying that we don't need another bowl game. Second, people are saying that no one's going to go to the game because it's outdoors in New York in December. Well, Christ, there's a bowl game in Boise so it's not like there isn't a precedent. one's going to that game.

Brady Quinn was demoted (back) to back up quarterback in Cleveland. Man oh man oh man oh man: Cleveland sucks!

The injury woes keep woe-ing in Seattle with Matt Hasselbeck and offensive tackle Walter Jones expected out for the Seahawks this weekend. [Note to self, insert Starbucks joke here before posting.]

Apparently Michael Vick has signed a new endorsement deal with Nike. The move is a little puzzling, but since details are scarce, I'm going to shock the world with this prediction: Nike's going to use the "be kind to animals" angle to market a line of fully synthetic athletic shoes. No leather, bitches. You heard it here first!


Admittedly, this picture has nothing to do with the post and "hot chicks" is about the laziest cliche of sports blogs. But Adrianne Palicki was on Friday Night Lights so at least it has something to do with football....

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