Notre Dame's looking pretty thin on offense because of a rash of injuries. A real shame. Really.
Penn State linebacker Sean Lee's hoping to get back into the lineup for the Big Ten opener against Iowa and holy shit these are boring stories.
Everyone knows that Chad Ochocinco wanted to do and then did a Lambeau Leap in Green Bay. Soon, everyone will know that the Bengals fans he leaped to were plants. So help me, if I read the word "Leapgate" somewhere, I will lose my shit.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen shot some photographers in Costa Rica after they got married. Or at least that's what I think happened. I didn't read the article that carefully.