This is gonna be the longest 8 days ever!

Why are you playing with me, Tom O'Brien? You think this shit is funny? It is not. Oh ho ho! You called a press conference to say your redshirting Mike "Why the long face?" Glennon. Thanks, Dickhead. It is not like I speed walked my way home to huddle around my clock radio to listen to your live new conference or anything. Oh wait, I did! You are lucky you are a fellow ginger or else, I would've been really pissed off! ME WANTY FOOTBALL!