Old news, no doubt, but the Cincinnati Bengals have resigned Chris Henry. Henry's one of those guys that just seems compelled to get arrested. It wouldn't surprise me if he gave someone a bottle of champagne just so he could break into their house and steal it back. And then find some sixteen year old girls to give it to.
Mostly, though, I'm bringing this up now as an excuse to post this picture:
Every time I see Chris Henry, I see Kiff Kroker.