It pains me to follow up the levity and all around genius of the last post with one about an asshole Michigan football player hospitalizing a hockey player, but so it goes.
Seriously, look at the picture of that guy. What a date raping dickbird. I can say, without reservation, that Mike Milano is a gigantic tool that deserves nothing less than becoming a fat, depressed, alcoholic, divorced used car salesman.
To reiterate (in case I haven't been plain enough): Mike Milano can choke on a hundred donkey dicks.