Thursday, August 6, 2009

Now, I am pissed.

Just in case you missed it, Eli Manning became the highest paid player in football yesterday. He'll be getting, $97 million over 6 years. Or if you want me to break it down more and show off my kick ass skills on my cell phone calculator, that's $16.16667 million per season, and $1.0104167 million per game. My cell phone rocks the bells. It also has a camera, which can take blury pictures of chicks' butts at the mall. If you are still not mad over how much money Eli Manning is getting this year, then do this:
  1. Take a dollar out of you wallet or purse (Ed. note: Hi, Mom)
  2. Multiply that dollar 97,000,000 times.
Please get mad.

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