They signed Nn-na-nu, er, this guy. For about two billion dollars less than Al Davis was paying him. With the addition of Dominique-Rodger Cromartie and with Asante Samuel, still somehow holding it down, the Eagles have probable "No-Fly" secondary. They also signed Vince Young to back up Michael Vick. This sounds like a good idea. Vick will be a perfect mentor. If there is one thing this trouble young black quarterback needs as a mentor, then it is an ex-con. Sounds like a plot to a new BET sitcom.
I have no idea where the Jets are getting all this money. I half expect a slew of ATM stickups by a fat man with a foot fetish in the greater New Jersey-area. $24 million guaranteed for Santonio Holmes? All right. Plaxico Burress gets $3 million guaranteed? Pardon me? Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. $3 million for a 34-year old WR who has spent the past two years in prison? I wonder how shaky he going to be getting in the showers, because, you know, this happens.
Fuck the Patriots. Really, just fuck them. Oh, you signed Chad Ochocinco and Albert Hayneworth? Why? I guess we can't even comprehend what they are doing. They are so much smarter than the rest of us. They are just so smart. For us to understand what they are doing, would be like Bobby Fischer explaining Sicilian Defense or why he hated Jews. Just a little note, the Patriots haven't won the Super Bowl in seven years. So, they must know more about football than the rest of us that you don't have to win Super Bowls to be considered champions. Dicks.
With all this going on, I am willing to bet that none of these teams are in their respective championship games.